Hi, I’m Jonathan Kelly

Name: 48-Hour Gout Flare Rescue Protocol
Brand: Jonathan Kelly
Price: 29 USD
Availability: InStock

Three weeks ago I woke up at 3 a.m. screaming. My big toe was on fire. I literally couldn’t let the duvet touch it.

That was my first gout attack — November 2025.

Quick reality check (because I wish someone had told me this on day one)

Gout is not a death sentence. It’s just too much uric acid crystallising in your joints.
It is not “old man disease” — I was fit and thought I was invincible.
Flares are brutal but short — untreated they last 7–14 days. Treated properly most people are walking again in 2–4 days.
You can get full control — thousands of us live flare-free for years once we know the rules.

Three nights of proper misery, foot on frozen peas, scrolling medical papers at 3 a.m. while Miranda kept the cherry juice coming (and looking increasingly exhausted). Most of the good stuff was paywalled or a serious level chemical analysis. I just kept shoving everything I could find, UK guidelines, the latest 2025 ACR updates, hospital protocols from half a dozen countries, into AI to translate, summarise, and cut through the rubbish. Then I tested the only bits that made sense on myself. By the morning of day three I could put a sock on without crying.

This protocol is literally the document I wish had existed when my big toe decided to ruin my life in November 2025.

It’s a complete guide. No expensive supplements to buy. No weird potions. Just what actually works right now.

Send me Jonathan’s protocol ($29)

Instant PDF download • One-time payment • If it doesn’t help, I’ll refund you myself within 60 days — no questions.

Not medical advice • Based on 2025 ACR guidelines • Always check with your own doctor, especially if you have kidney issues or are on blood thinners.